"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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