You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
