better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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