How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
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