My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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