what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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