Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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