help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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