I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
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