Fine. I'll sleep in my office
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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