Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
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... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Vodka?
Forever.
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Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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