Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
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Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
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I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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