I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
dude i'm inner monologue high
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
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