and next time when you feel me up, do it right
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
So here I am, sexting at work.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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