went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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