After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
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she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
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I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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