had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
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Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
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I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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