Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
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So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
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I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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