i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
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Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
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nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
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