Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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