you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
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By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
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Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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