He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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