Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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