Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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