This girl is more easily done than said...
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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