i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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