Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I just found a bag of teeth...
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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