haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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