did you get engaged???
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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