He asked to "fluff my boner.."
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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