dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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