forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
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He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
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i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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