What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
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I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
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I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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