We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
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The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
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Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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