Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
