I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
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Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
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I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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