dude i'm inner monologue high
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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