Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
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Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
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i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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