i just google imaged poop.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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