Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
only you would photoshop your dick
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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