Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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