let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Randomize
