At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Are these your boobs on my camera?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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