ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
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I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
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just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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