I just cut my nipple shaving
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Everything about him screamed your future.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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