So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
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I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
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We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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