I'd wear matching sweaters with you
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
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the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
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Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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