Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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