look no pants
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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