Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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