So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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