If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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