My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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