D3 body, D1 cock
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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