i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
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I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
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It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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