dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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