Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Randomize
