Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
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After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
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me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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