Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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