so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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