Porn is love you can see.
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Everclear isn't food dammit
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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