just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
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Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
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trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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