hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
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Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
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Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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