The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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