He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
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my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
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i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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